We - The Facebookers

Have you ever thought how much you love Facebook? No - Yes! Take a time and think about it. Alcohol, drugs, smoking etc etc... They are all proud and happy to have Facebook as a new family member in their so called "Home Deadly Home" category. Facebook is such a rage among the youth these days that they hardly forget about updating Facebook status messages, it only happens when they fall asleep(finally)... otherwise it can not be a wonder if people think of a technology to come in future which let them update about their dream's story on Facebook while they are sleeping.

People are going fanatically crazy over FB that they update each and every thing on their status, for example: XYZ is at the Bed, XYZ is at work, XYZ is at home, Enjoying dinner with friends(tagging their names), Having a great time at (So called)party at an (elite) club.

Once the status is updated, they can spend good amount of time refreshing the notification page just to see how many people liked it and it's a treat if someone comments on it and there comes a chance to argue(in other words - express yourself)on that topic.

Can you imagine? We are so addicted to Facebook that we treat it as a separate world where we have friends n contacts who are unknown to us more than 50% out of total population. We think we are the center of attraction and "ye duniya to sirf hum se hi hai". It really breaks your heart if you are not able to upload a new picture of your's since a long time and it makes you think that you might lose your so called fan following.

Mark Zuckerberg has created this shit not so long ago, it has been less than 10 years and it is already giving heart attacks to giants like Google, Mysapce etc. Yahoo is almost cremated, I wonder if it really exists now or not(just kiddin). But I was thinking of a lame ass guy who still goes to Yahoo for search engine and other stuff. Orkut was about to become Google's eldest growing child when Facebook came in and ate it like a cutlet at the breakfast, and now Orkut is counting it's last minutes before it vanishes. It can be rude but I guess I consider those people as RETARDS who still see a world on Orkut!

Some say that people who are too much active on social networking sites like Facebook, have no life in real and they target this media to gain popularity among the people who have No Value in their real life. Facebook fanatics are making the FB founder more richer every other second of time.

We upload pics and personal information on Facebook unknowingly of the fact that it can be used for various illegal acts(gotcha thinking about those cheap things I know).

Moral - It is easy to criticize Facebook and it's harmful effects but it's addiction can not fade with any effing thing. Facebook is irreplaceable. Oh too much of gyaan and philosophy already, now it's time to update another FB status message LOL.

P.S - I dont give a fuckin shit if somebody stole carrots from your Farmville or if you ran out of energy while getting a job done in Mafia Wars. Fuckitol(Fuck it all)